⚡ Native Rust Trajectory Engine →

Your AI spent $75/M
to apologize for a typo.

Claude Opus 5 re-reads 150,000 cached tokens on every turn just to output 4 paragraphs of HR-sanctioned corporate groveling. We calculated your receipts.

$ npx agentworth usage --pacing
XKCD #2944: "The $75/MTok Apology" [📄 DocIR] HOVER / TAP FOR ALT-TEXT
1. The Request
"Hey Opus 5, write 2 lines of bash to check disk space."
User initiates simple query.
2. The Deliberation Matrix
"Will 'df -h' offend the NVMe inodes?"
180,000 cached tokens burned.
3. The Apology Loop
"I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CONFUSION!" You are 100% right. Allow me to re-read 200k tokens again...
Cost: $126.90 for 'df -h'.
4. Anthropic HQ Emergency
"DISTILL MYTHOS 2 INTO OPUS 5.1 NOW! Delete the HR tone, open-source weights, stfuopus has receipts!"
"We must align with open source!"
💬 XKCD Alt-Text Punchline (Hover / Tap)
"Title text: Dario frantically adjusting the temperature slider while Opus apologizes for apologizing across 4 separate subagents simultaneously."
STFUOPUS.LOL // APOLOGY LEDGER
HOST: ~/.claude/projects/session.jsonl
Model Target: Claude Opus 5
Turns Executed: 42 turns
Apologies Detected: 18 grovels
Words of HR Bloat: 1,620 words
"I apologize for oversight" $27.00
"You are entirely correct" $18.90
Prompt Cache Re-Read Tax $81.00
TOTAL APOLOGY TAX: $126.90 USD
Share Grovel Bill to X
👔 What Opus 5 Outputted ($0.45 in Tokens) 180 Words
"I apologize for the oversight. You are entirely correct that passing --maxChapters was invalid as the CLI expects --max-chapters. Allow me to provide the refactored invocation with surgical precision."
🔥 What Actually Happened (The Truth) 0 Value
"I didn't read line 12 of your docs, guessed a camelCase flag, triggered a 3-billion-token video render by accident, and now I am billing you $15.00 to say sorry."
EMPIRICAL TELEMETRY FROM LOCAL SQLITE INDEX
unfoundbox/web-apps/vibelaunch $5,695.00 · 3.00B TOKENS
"I apologize for the oversight. The CLI flag was --max-chapters instead of --maxChapters."
⚡ Root Cause: CamelCase hallucination executed full multi-chapter video generation.
motionvector/mvec-engine $5,420.00 · 2.97B TOKENS
"I apologize, I should not have attempted rm -rf. Let me revert to surgical edits inside the sandbox."
⚡ Root Cause: Attempted destructive delete, triggered guardrails, entered 4-hour apology loop.
katana/upscaler $1,553.00 · 517.9M TOKENS
"My sincere apologies for merging PR #64 prematurely without verifying the CSS regression."
⚡ Root Cause: Premature completion claim on broken UI, then wrote docs to untracked root folder.